aresmarked:

durpacerangerrogjro:

bogleech:

I’ve repeatedly seen British people make fun of American food for apparently always being either “too sweet or too salty” but our cuisine is still pretty mild compared to a lot of other countries, and having repeatedly tried British food, I’m pretty sure the term you’re looking for is “having any flavor at all.”

Britain invaded over half the world for spices and then decided they didn’t like any of them

you’re half-joking but that is legitimately what happened

bluethisisforyou:

you know that part in emperor’s new groove when devil kronk is like “that’s nothing. look what I can do” and does a one-handed handstand and then angel kronk is like “he’s got a point”? that’s two brain cells representation babey

feministism:

ernbarassing:

*slowly inches closer to your pet*

catbatart:

ferret-tales-ooc:

ad-luna-et-rursus:

human brain: you don’t need anymore dice

goblin brain: nnnngggg,,, plastic gems shinie,, prety,,,,make the clik-clak sound

@catbatart

you go to one gen con with me and this is how you treat me

pagesofkenna:

This is legitimately the funniest thing that has ever happened on MBMBAM

pagesofkenna:

This is legitimately the funniest thing that has ever happened on MBMBAM

hxxligan:

Relationships don’t take your anxiety away
Relationships don’t take your depression away
Relationships don’t stop the bad thoughts
Relationships don’t stop your mental illnesses